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SHIT*HOLES💩 Für Hans… Follow me on Facebook: https://m.facebook.com/LisaR.tattoo/ Or Instagram www.instagram.com/lisa.rocketcock
Pixiv likes akira yaoiz so I drew their favorite pairing, I hope they really like it I wrote a some shit for this but I forgot what it said, something about Akira being the most romantic, erotic, yaoi porno I ever saw in my life.
My router, my headset, my keyboard, and my phone are either not working correctly or not at all. It feels like a mutiny.
cumaeansibyl: jaileyrhode: EVER. I never want to hear that shit regardless, but yes I legit saw someone say “Trump isn’t robbing money from us, it’s people who take welfare who do that”
beaky-peartree: estpolis: samael: dimetrodone: Blatent ~weird kink art~ isnt shocking to me anymore, but shit that feels fetishy but cant tell if it is or not like Constable-frozen or ASMR videos are weird and uncomfortable for me Several people call
otherwindow: this scene from the emperor’s new groove always makes me lose my shit
I feel like answering questions no matter how personal and talking to my followers. Anyone have Kik or Snapchat or Skype? How about you send me asks? You can submit your nudes too if you really trust me (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
if you had a sheepskin or leather bomber you was gettin stuck
if i buy some oreos and you come in my fucking house and go in my cookie jar and you get some of the fucking oreos but then you dont eat the filling just the cookies or eat the filling but not the cookies theres a fucking problem and dont touch my shit
lishadra: cultural-hoxhaist: goodie-badwife: audible-smiles: lipatti: am i the only person not affected by generalized positivity… like post it notes in bathrooms that say ‘you’re beautiful’ or posts that are like ‘smile! you are a beautiful
Ugh. (Don't read this if you get triggered or bored or shit like that, easily.)
aitheon: Did you know that Green Day’s Wake Me Up When September Ends is not only a tribute to Armstrong’s father, who died, but to the victims of 9/11?I did an assignment where we had to pick a song and kind of ‘act and read’ it or some shit,
carlospalmer: tall—dwarf22: No but Female spies having short hair of varying lengths because long hair is inconvenient for spy work Female spies wearing flat shoes or cool as hell boots when on missions because heels are troublesome Female spies wearing
religiousmom: Still a little pissed I can’t fly or set things on fire with my mind
aquaticallyinclined: These are some of extraordinarily talented Nicole West’s hand-sculpted mermaids. She has an exquisite gallery with plenty more to admire. I don’t usually post photographic or three-dimensional art here, but this set was too
majortvjunkie: do I focus on the long arm or shit yourself
quasi-normalcy: herotterness: jaclcfrost: in all my years that i have been on this earth i have not played spin the bottle once. does this mean that i’ve never actually lived? do a lot of people actually even play spin the bottle? or is its importance
hellabutts: nocogsorwheels: e-m-e-t-t: Red? I think it’s red. I basically did this once and it’s how I got pink eye. I can’t tell if you’re making a pun or if you’re telling an actual story. Either way, I’m still laughing.
rupindeer: I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people
telegantmess: kisu-no-hi: “Am I too sensitive or do I have the right to actually to be upset?” A musical. “oh my god, i talked about my feelings and now everyone is afraid of me” The Movie Adaptation
askinsanetails: A - If I’m in love.B - Who the last person I talked to on the phone was.C - How long it’s been since I’ve kissed.D - If I have a preference for boys or girls.E - How many holes I have in my ears.F - Give me any options, like
jointfoot:holy shit please block me if you’re sexually aroused by children, even in fictional settings what the fuck
nyanturtwig: This is the rare money Bowser amiibo. Reblog within 10 seconds or you’ll never have money to buy amiibos again.
Shit My Players Say
sawizuka: Art by もすRate and/or fav the artist!~
okay seeing minors posting shit about kink or in anyway involved with kink makes my skin crawl… if you’re under 18 unfollow me asap.
i don’t sit here expecting white people to help with the black struggle. the struggle is against THEM. idgaf if they get it or not. i am not asking for my freedom or my life. im taking that shit.
poetiic-motion: theblogofeternalstench: Shit I’m not creative enough to make up or a series of unrelated events or every time someone tries to tell me it’s not about race. JUST LOVELY… LOVE THIS POEM !!!
ccyourstruly: Laughed too hard 😔 Nigga must’ve ate at McDonald’s, all that shit
igglooaustralia: This is why Nicki tells us to stay in school And I reblogged that dumb shit too
h0odrich: weird/scary that the KKK can announce a come back or whatever and the govt doesn’t acknowledge it as like… a huge terrorist risk like it’s trending on twitter or some shit like its nothing
heymrsamerica: annevoh: jaileyrhode: jaileyrhode: I almost made a video but I was too angry to speak. This shit has to stop. Every time a weak ass man or a confused ass woman sends me a message trying to police me or tell me what I “should have
madrantings: Keep yr eyes open. And remember, if you see folks with tattoos, car decals, or flags of these symbols or any other recognized white supremacist/neo-nazi/fascist symbols, GET PHOTOS OF THAT SHIT. I really cannot stress this enough. Make their
ohmygil: anightvaleintern: phanphaneverywhere: damhowell: mickie310: damhowell: Names I hate because I never know how the specific person spells it: Matthew or Mathew Sarah or Sara Ashley or Ashlee or Ashlie Johnathan or Johnathon Steven Stephen
badgyal-k: the-afro-argonaut: dynastylnoire: be-blackstar: brandonxcm22: westafricanbaby: marsincharge: How in the FUCK can y'all in good conscience say you’re pro-black and not give a shit about black trans people or black disabled people or
yoccu: androdjinni: whippedcherries: bruddabois: missesmemesandmountains: cystemic: celtic-romulan: womenfitnessmodels: Heba Ali Whoooa now I’m curious, what is she training for? (Or is this just a general workout routine?) 😗 woopin frat
mapsontheweb: Countries with an Urban Dictionary page describing a sexual act related to their country. Keep reading Ok the last one was thought up by a deranged, prepubescent goth kid or some shit.Or an MRA. Maybe both.
hundondestiny: criminologyonthemind: the Drake and Millie situation? why is this being allowed to happen. I know it happens all over the world but here - right in the public eye it’s happening and nobody is thinking anything of it??? Or are turning
tai-chi-guy: legendaryrebelcollection: tai-chi-guy: manwithoutborders: Throat kick… It’s the NEW throat punch!! Daaaayum I don’t know what martial art or the rules, but maybe don’t lead with your face. True! Especially when she does the
laurdlannister-kingslayer: gregwuzhere: laurdlannister-kingslayer: im asking that titty sucking man questions and they mad nice lmaoooo Ask him how often a chick say yeah. Shit seems weird but hey maybe issa wave or something I ain’t een mad at
laurdlannister-kingslayer: the-goat-of-dojima: laurdlannister-kingslayer: TURKEY NASTY One day imma hook you up with a good turkey feel free lol I could take or leave baked turkey but fried is pretty good, especially if it got injected with some
whes: mindyourstories: ghostofcommunism: mishmonkey:You know what makes me mad? I used to work at Pizza hut and everyday we would have to throw away perfectly good pizza or potato wedges or garlic bread in the bin because it was the wrong order or
iamnotamuffin: the real food discourse is over whether you like those cordial cherry things or not
thestray: 2016 goal: Get my shit together. Get it all together. Put it in a backpack. All my shit. So it’s together. And if I gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere, you know? Take it to the shit store and sell it, or put it in a shit museum, I
Shit Dio Brando says
blinkyxx: the-mighty-tor: blakegdiamond: easyvirgin: happy Thursday the 20th I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not? next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th August 2015 October
forgot i put water on the stove to boil….. and now the water’s gone…. and the pot may or may not be a little warped
asskawa: Ushijima reminds me of those people you have to explain jokes to and then don’t even laugh after. Or the kind who ruin jokes by saying something stupid like “what..that’s impossible, chickens don’t cross roads they live on farms”
shit businessmen say “there’s a crisis with our China account, I need to go into work today and postpone our date until Sunday…” Or something like that 😒
I’m so drunk tonight but damn, it’s so good cause I’m free from all these shit thoughts.
i couldnt be vegan fuck that shit
sometimes u just gotta let shit go. whatever happened, happened. stop stressin over it. you still young and still got more shit comin ur way
touchmykittykat: acutelesbian: A lot of people ask me what my biggest fear is, or what scares me most. And I know they expect an answer like heights, or closed spaces, or people dressed like animals, but how do I tell them that when I was 17 I took
Ten Inch Hero: you better go to torrentz and download this movie right now or go and buy it. Right now. Very good movie!
sirlightbulb: Do you ever just see the first sentence of a text message and just think “oh fuck no I do not have time for this shit”
Jk at the prwvious posy i never wanna know anything about anyone or anyone to knbow anything about me. If I do I’m a write shit passive aggressively like I’m 12 and ull know Jk i dont give a shit about any of the above
terrorfoster: crackcitypunx: There is a special place in hell for people that chew with their mouth open…Fucking stop that shit! the only question to ask here is how does it compare to that other special place down below which is for people talking
Bleh my art is feeling stagnant or maybe something is stopping me from going 100%.
shit its been a while since i drew miku’s v2 outfit
let’s stop talking shit about people calling their partners “daddy” when all of y'all are calling yours “baby”
